Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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