Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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