we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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