i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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