Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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