im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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