READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The power of my boobs compel you
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I'm really busy with my period
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