Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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