Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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