Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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