Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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