Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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