I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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