So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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