I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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