Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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