Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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