So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
