Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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