I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
