My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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