Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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