I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
