I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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