Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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