afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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