I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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