Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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