Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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