I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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