They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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