i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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