Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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