Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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