Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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