question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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