Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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