You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
How external is "for external use only"?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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