i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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