Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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