i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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