return my video game
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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