she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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