YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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