apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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