**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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