I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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