I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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