Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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