Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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