Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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