i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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